March 2012
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I’m completely failing at life today and I just can’t convince myself to care.
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can someone please just run me over with a very large vehicle
February 2012
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tweetsfromkanye:
I thought that the words to “Ms. New Booty” were “Put a tag on it, then see what it do” for four years. that sentence doesn’t mean anything and I didn’t even notice for four years of my life. four….years. im having a mental breakdown over here.
ME TOO!
Anonymous asked: you're gorgeous :)
Okay, kid, this is where it gets complicated...:... →
fuckyeahsexeducation:
Anon: What does this mean “The way we start forcing our children to go through unwanted contact that teaches them young that their bodies aren’t their own.’
FYSE: (TW: molestation, child abuse) As soon as a child is born they’re passed around. Strangers think it’s…
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Currently to my favorite songs from when I was six… that’s normal right?
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unfunnywhitegirl:
I shouldn’t have to pay taxes because of the sheer volume of parking ticket money I am constantly giving to the government
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only-target replied to your post: It amazes me how in every past relationship, I…
I feel the same way about san WE’RE SO NASTY
I know it’s not okay.
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only-target asked: you should drop out and just work and live with me. lmaooo
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It amazes me how in every past relationship, I would feel suffocated if we hung out more than a couple days a week, but if I’m without you for one day I miss you.
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My Mother and Technology
Mom: How do you get the internet to work on the TV?
Me: Turn the TV on, then click "Internet".
She does, and the TV starts installing updates.
Mom: See, we need to plug in the IP address so it won't do updates any more.
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25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At... →
gnate1:
Interesting…
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
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ska-robot asked: Don't actually drop out.
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les-nyc asked: Damn your body has flow like poetry and a seen like a beach sunset in the middle of October so unforgettable.
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ska-robot replied to your post: I don’t wanna be in college any more I just wanna…
Drop out.
Don’t tempt me.
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I don’t wanna be in college any more I just wanna go home and eat real food.
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WatchI love you, Amy Poehler.
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titusfog asked: 12
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ocapitao1 asked: 1,15,25 :)
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Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
Devil Temptress: That funny, hilarious, just so... →
fictionaldetails:
That funny, hilarious, just so silly moment when a person thinks that there is pure female equality, and it is most definitely no longer an issue…..all the while the government is debating about whether or not women have the right or the intelligence to be putting birth control, something that a…
THIS.
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i don’t wanna go back to school i just wanna stay in my blanket burrito and snuggle and watch netflix and eat cinnamon rolls why is life so hard?
“When I said I wasn’t with another girl
the January after we fell in love for...”
– Jon Sands, A Working List of Things I Will Never Tell You
Still kills me. (via holdonmagnolia)
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Um, excuse me, but are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? →
This is absolute bullshit.
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything)
“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...”
– (via only-target)
Anonymous asked: Ooo! How about Bacon? Atlas? Freddy? Jimmy? Billy Bob?
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only-target asked: HAHAHA on the gpoy pic of us, i didn't even think about it until you said that, thats totallly us lmao
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Here are my two favorite parts of the Huffington...
afternoonsnoozebutton:
joemande:
and then, moments later…
#oh
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Anonymous asked: Yay! Ice cream!! :D